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kathrynamelia:

feehlo:

Am I alone in thinking this is, on the whole, bullshit?

OH MY GOD, GUYS! BRITAIN IS THE NEW AMURRICAH!

IRONYYYYYYY, but which part is bullshit, the image or the content of said image?

kathrynamelia:

feehlo:

Am I alone in thinking this is, on the whole, bullshit?

OH MY GOD, GUYS! BRITAIN IS THE NEW AMURRICAH!

IRONYYYYYYY, but which part is bullshit, the image or the content of said image?

williamegilbert-:

the-innocent-can-cry:

why-b0th3r:

I died

omfggg dyyyingggg

See gif. Think of a question that relates perfectly to it. Ask self question. Reply with gif. Appear to be comedy genius. 

…sigh. 

yeah, but, its still funny.

This video is required viewing if you are a decent human being.

To everyone who did not give me great birthday sex last night. How dare you.

I even had a friend who left my party to go fuck someone who wasn’t AT my party, I was like “WELL WHAT THE HELL, I could have saved you $20 on a taxi ride.”

To everyone who did not give me great birthday sex last night. How dare you.

I even had a friend who left my party to go fuck someone who wasn’t AT my party, I was like “WELL WHAT THE HELL, I could have saved you $20 on a taxi ride.”

Holu shit im drunk

Anyone wanna be like me?

asks:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BOYBIIIIIRTHDAY

Wooh! Erry body in my yatd gettin tipsy!

Got my birthday face on! (Taken with instagram)

Got my birthday face on! (Taken with instagram)

t0xicant:

dirty-y0uth:

a-little-insane:

You hear that? That’s the sound of my heart shattering into a million little pieces. 

Don’t care if this isn’t in black and white. Must reblog.

:(

I used to work for Verizon Wireless as tech support and then later as customer care back when verizon bought out alltel. I heard so many stories similar to this that absolutely broke my heart. I had a customer who had been set up on a special plan via altell for his daughters account, she had been the victim of a violent murder and he had buried her phone with her, every day or so he would call and leave her a voicemail, until one day her voicemail msg changed, verizon had purged the voicemail of everyone who hadn’t called in to get any msgs saved, and it was lost forever. hearing that man sob when he was told the msg could not be retrieved is on my top 5 list of saddest moments ever.

t0xicant:

dirty-y0uth:

a-little-insane:

You hear that? That’s the sound of my heart shattering into a million little pieces. 

Don’t care if this isn’t in black and white. Must reblog.

:(

I used to work for Verizon Wireless as tech support and then later as customer care back when verizon bought out alltel. I heard so many stories similar to this that absolutely broke my heart. I had a customer who had been set up on a special plan via altell for his daughters account, she had been the victim of a violent murder and he had buried her phone with her, every day or so he would call and leave her a voicemail, until one day her voicemail msg changed, verizon had purged the voicemail of everyone who hadn’t called in to get any msgs saved, and it was lost forever. hearing that man sob when he was told the msg could not be retrieved is on my top 5 list of saddest moments ever.

martinmunster:

pizzaispurple:

Gunter

Always reblog. No exceptions.

You heard the man

martinmunster:

pizzaispurple:

Gunter

Always reblog. No exceptions.

You heard the man

Fuck it

Anyone want to follow me on twitter? my twitter name is https://twitter.com/#!/idenoh

follow me. o_o DO IT!

pandacup:

martinidog:

pale-guy:

raissaonmars:

eyelashespretty:

[x]

I lost it at the bottom two gifs

Oh god the last two xDD

I’m dying. XD

I lost it at Michael Bay

MICHAEL BAYSPLOSIAAAAN! 

I see a lot of this

women complaining about the term friend zone, and I understand why people think its a crock of shit, but you have to realize that the arguments that many people have only stand true if you believe that all men are self-centered assholes, and women are perfect. here’s a hint, women are just as bad as men at using people, no more, no less. so the part here that bothers me is that I see many of my female friends who I KNOW for a fact are guilty of leading men on, it irks me to see them complain about men and their friend zone notion.

I’ve had it happen to me before, she was throwing all of the hints, I thought she genuinely liked me, and when I told her that I liked her, she told me she didn’t think of me that way and started to blow me off, after a few weeks I dropped contact with her. this might sound selfish of me but lets I mean, she is apparantly the kind of person who thinks its appropriate to touch someone on the back of the neck, ear, hair playfully when you consider them to be just a friend. maybe I was looking too far into it, either way, it almost always comes down to either A) She’s being too suggestive, B) He’s being too assuming, and C) A major breakdown in communication.

So ladies, please don’t dismiss this notion as men being concieted douchebags. and please note that this is *not* in relation to anyone on tumblr, I just saw a post on twitter and this place has a higher character limit.